Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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