Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Is it penis luge time yet?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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