Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
When did angry sex become our thing?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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