i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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