Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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