I want to walk on stilts...naked
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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