thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I have fence marks all over my body
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize