So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Two words: nipple clamps
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