Moan for me like Helen Keller
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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