It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
my liver is dry heaving
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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