She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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