porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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