Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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