is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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