If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
dude. I can hear the air.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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