Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
