Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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