Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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