I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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