So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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