Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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