I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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