I am spending my child support on dildos
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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