No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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