By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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