I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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