The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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