Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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