So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
