ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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