yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Don't tell me you're on acid again
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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