she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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