This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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