But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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