ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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