You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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