weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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