So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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