We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
