Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
