Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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