But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
there's paper in my vomit.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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