yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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