Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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