her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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