we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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