? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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