How'd it feel making her break her religion?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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