Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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