just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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