Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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