does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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