super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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