I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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